Nurse Appreciation Tees! "We can't fix stupid but we can sedate it."
💉 "We can't fix stupid, but we can sedate it." – Spoken like a true healthcare hero with a syringe full of sass.
Celebrate Nurse Appreciation Week (May 6th–12th) with the only tee that says what every nurse is really thinking during a 12-hour shift.
Whether you're dealing with "Dr. Google" patients, caffeine withdrawals, or charting with a side of chaos, this shirt gets straight to the point—just like your IV skills.
Perfect for nurses who:
✔️ Are fluent in sarcasm
✔️ Keep calm and medicate on
✔️ Deserve a round of applause—and a raise
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Snag one for yourself or your favorite nurse before someone codes from laughter. Stat.
Product features
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- Features side seams for added structure and durability
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort
- Sustainably produced in humane conditions with Fair Labor Association certification
- Tear-away label minimizes irritation for sensitive skin
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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